Whiptail chicken, n. – An Auction House feat of strength whereby reckless greedy bastards demonstrate their willingness to defy the gods of time by buying cheap Whiptail so close to Mists that it is unclear whether they’ll have time to mill, make inks, and trade them out in time before the Blackfallow nerfbat strikes. Also, a good name for a food recipe. Or a children’s book. Or S&M porn. Not that I know what that looks like.